Oxford Know-it-alls Score Zero for Inclusion

Tuesday 12 November 2019

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We all know the nanny-state zealots are making a mockery out of democracy. Nonetheless, Oxford University's move to jump aboard the snowflake express could mark an all-time low. Mirroring the House of Commons, Bercow-inspired boffins have voted to scrap clapping for silent jazz hands. In an age of wokeness and call-out culture, the policy has been passed due to the 'triggering' impacts of loud noises on students with anxiety and autism. However, far from evoking a 'hear, hear', this cringeworthy show of 'inclusion' has sparked slow, sardonic applause among the general public.

Most are fed up of snowflakes reconstructing norms to meet the sensibilities of a tiny minority. Despite Oxford's claims, this jazz hands claptrap is not 'inclusive', 'accessible' nor 'lovely'. It is downright derogatory. Being blind, I wouldn't have a clue whether the audience were waving at me. Moreover, being treated differently goes against everything I stand for. To me, my visual impairment is irrelevant. It does not change the fact that I am a strong, independent and career driven young woman. I've experienced what it feels like to be underestimated, patronised and blanked by others. But rather than conceding to the self-fulfilling prophecy, these preconceptions have only galvanized me to be the most successful person I can possibly be.

So what do these sanctimonious do-gooders go and do? They seek to highjack the disability movement, by mollycoddling and portraying disabled people as fragile and uber-sensitive. Frankly, if we're not careful, the snowflake express could not only derail progress; it could reinforce outdated images and breed more prejudice.

This cotton-wool generation of students needs to get a grip for life in the real world. And if we want to be inclusive, we shouldn't have to denounce a universal form of appreciation.